He Can/She Can’t

He smiles at her
he’s friendly
She smiles at him
She’s flirting

He takes her arm
he’s protective
She takes his arm
she’s seductive

He asks her for lunch
he wants to talk business
She asks him for lunch
she wants an affair

He pays the bill
He’s on an expense account
She pays the bill
she’s one of those women’s libbers

He pats her on the head
he’s fatherly
She pats him on the head
she’s forward

He swears
He’s a real man
She swears
she’s no lady

He tells a dirty joke
he’s funny
She tells a dirty joke
she’s crude

He got the big account
he worked hard
She got the big account
she got lucky

He got a promotion
he’s clever
She got a promotion
she charmed them

His pants are too tight
he gained weight
Her skirt is too tight
she’s asking for it

He’s sleeping with her
he scored
She’s sleeping with him
she’s a slut

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